Once upon a time, there was a beautiful place called Sunset Desert, which is on a completely different continent, yet a Hot-Air Balloon is logically the safest and fastest way to cross oceans and get to it. Of course, this hot air balloon moves as fast as your internet speed, and is not affected by the extreme heats of the desert. Why would a hot air balloon, which relies on the temperature of the air to function and be controlled, ever be affected by the heat or freezing coldness of a desert?
Here, creatures thrived, including a lonely Ice Cream.
(who magically was not affect by the heat of the desert either)
This Ice Cream's mind slowly deteriorated as he got heat stroke and began to melt. Then every night, when the desert cooled, he would refreeze, being forced to live a painful, tortured life like the Titan Prometheus due to whatever he had done to anger the developers.
A bored Adventurer by the name of Kirache stumbled upon the poor beast.
Because the correct thing to do when you see a living being that is not an aggressive bear, poisonous frog, mouse carrying the Black Death, furious midget, or naturally controlling and selfish human beings is to immediately find its weakness and slaughter it in its very own home, Kirache decided that she would assess this poor creature for its weakness.
The poor Ice Cream was deathly afraid and allergic of blunt objects that really can't hurt you, and for some messed up, ironic reason, was also deathly afraid and allergic to coldness, the one thing that kept him alive. (Perhaps he had gotten tired of being killed and resurrected every day and wished to die for good).
Upon stalking the poor creature for hours of game time and watching the sun rise, Kirache decided it was time to take action and murder the harmless creature in cold blood. She made sure to torment the Ice Cream with his fears before ending its pitiful life.
The Ice Cream died a painful, slow death in the form of being smashed by a staff and allergic reactions to ice. (For some reason being an Ice Cream and living in a desert where nights are freezing cold didn't kill him before Kirache arrived).
Kirache happily walked away, not bothered at all by the murder she had just performed, because she's used to murdering thousands of monsters a day (which is necessary in order to proceed with life in this world).
She shared her drop with her friend ImmrotalStar, who only tolerates her mental insanity and cold-blooded murdering everyday because the entire world of Eden Eternal revolves around the slaughter of the innocent.
The Tale of the Unfortunate Ice Cream
Brought to you by the mass murderer Kirache who loves to share her kills on the internet like any other mentally unstable person.
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